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FML – F*** My Life

Hoje dei de caras com um site legal chamado FML (F*** My Life) – http://www.fmylife.com/ (website em inglês).

O conceito: o utilizador posta algumas linhas sobre o motivo do seu dia ser tão ruim que faz a sua vida ser uma desgraça. A única regra é que a historinha tem sempre que começar com a palavra Today e acabar com FML.

Li as primeiras 2 ou 3 páginas de postagens e achei algumas coisas divertidas!

Alguns exemplos:

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he’d fixed the problem. FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, “Okay we’re engaged now.” I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, “Okay you’re my girlfriend now.” FML

Today, my soon to be mother in law sent me a birthday present. It was a necklace for me to wear at my wedding.The pendant is a well known lesbian symbol. I’m a woman and I’m marrying her son. FML

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying “anonymous” on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said “you’re welcome” and now they’re going out. FML

Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl’s night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML

Today, my girlfriend of a year broke up with me because I didn’t fight some guy that started hitting her right in front of me... In a dream. She was totally serious. FML

E muitos muitos mais… para quem entender acho que vale a pena dar um olhada!

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